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From The Telegraph: Scientists create ...
(07/12/2010)
From The Telegraph: Tortoise falls in love with a ...
(07/08/2010)
I look up to the private boats, down on day ...
(07/07/2010)
Boat and bed and board? The brochure failed to ...
(07/06/2010)
Could not enter pub in Stratford-Upon-Avon because
(07/06/2010)
Canal holiday Before leaving the boatyard, bitten ...

(Paul) It's Penn Street Beer Festival this weekend - it's within walking distance of my house!

If anyone in the Facebook-o-sphere would like to come along, it would be great to see you. Weather permitting, hope to be there Sat and Sun.
(Paul) Holiday haiku 4

I look up to the
private boats, down on day hire.
Day hire, know your place.
(Paul) Holiday haiku 3

Boat and bed and board?
The brochure failed to mention
the bed is a board.
(Paul) Holiday haiku 2

Could not enter pub
in Stratford-Upon-Avon
because I was Bard.
(Paul) No topical haikus this week - on holiday!

Canal holiday
Before leaving the boatyard,
bitten by a swan.
(Paul) Any Count Arthur Strong fans out there?

I have 3 spare tickets to see the recording of "Count Arthur Strong's Entertainment Game" - a TV pilot for the Count at last!

Teddington Studios, Friday 9th July. Doors at 7pm, but best 6:30/earlier as they offer more tickets than seats.

If you want to join us there, send me a message rather than comment here.

It's another string to his elbow...
(Paul) This post is from my EEE running Android! While the overall functionality is quite small, it's quick to boot, the browser is v.v.v.quick and it's only 50Mb.
(Paul) I swam a mile this afternoon. For some that may not sound much, but 2 years ago I couldn't swim a stroke.

h4thaiku: #haiku 'Squat' lavatories fitted in mall http://roffy.net/cAuMLH Crapper culture clash / Po-litical correctness / has gone down the pan
h4thaiku: #haiku Fat from London sewers fills 9 buses http://roffy.net/9fezpb London's lump of lard / Enough to fill nine buses / or seven Big Macs
h4thaiku: #haiku Scientists create 'custard armour' http://roffy.net/bgPfLw A trifle to make / hundreds and thousands, but none / for the desserters
h4thaiku: #haiku Tortoise in love with toy http://roffy.net/bnrVPO Tortoise gets called cute / When I had plastic girlfriend / I was called pervert
h4thaiku: Holiday haiku 4: I look up to the / private boats, down on day hire. / Day hire, know your place
h4thaiku: Holiday #haiku 3: Boat and bed and board? / The brochure failed to mention / the bed is a board
h4thaiku: # haiku Holiday haiku 2 - Could not enter pub / in Stratford-Upon-Avon / because I was Bard
h4thaiku: #haiku No topical haikus this week - on holiday! Canal holiday / Before leaving the boatyard, / bitten by a swan